7 THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOUR S*X LIFE AFTER DATING SOMEONE FOR A YEAR

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Those in long term relationships or better still, those that are married would definitely relate to this. You would all agree with me that something changes about your sex life after being with someone for a year.

I have got a list of things everyone in a long term relationship or marriage goes through

1. YOU BECOME COMFORTABLE BEING NAKED IN YOUR PARTNER’S PRESENCE AFTER SEX: do you remember when you rush to cover up after sex with your partner? It’s funny how it becomes so easy to remain naked after sex after dating for a while.

2. YOU RARELY ALTERNATE POSITIONS WHEN MAKING LOVE: 

in the beginning you could alternate between 6-10 positions during sex but these days you barely go past 3.

3. YOU GO WEEKS WITHOUT SEX: in the beginning, you couldn’t go a day without sex but these days you could go weeks or even months without getting down.

4. YOU FART DURING SEX AND YOU DON’T CARE: 

you could be kissing your partner and you just fart; the amazing thing is you don’t even care. Eeewww.

5. IF YOU ARE NOT INVENTIVE, IT COULD BECOME BORING:

 boring, boring sex. That seems to be what our bedroom whispers silently to us after we have been in a relationship for a year. Only those that are inventive overcome this.

6. YOU MAKE FUN ABOUT EACH OTHER’S SEX FLAWS: 

after being with your partner for so long, it becomes so easy to make fun of your partner’s sex flaws without hurting their feelings. You both laugh at it while you both talk about it. Coooooool.

7. KISSING YOUR PARTNER BEFORE THEY BRUSH IN THE MORNING BECOMES NORMAL: 

in the beginning, you won’t dare kiss your partner in the morning when they haven’t brushed. You could just give a quick kiss and that’s it but no tongues. LOL. Well after being together for a long time, it no longer becomes gross.

What else did you think missed the list, why don’t you share with us?