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Those in long term relationships or better still, those that are
married would definitely relate to this. You would all agree with me
that something changes about your sex life after being with someone for a
year.
I have got a list of things everyone in a long term relationship or marriage goes through
1. YOU BECOME COMFORTABLE BEING NAKED IN YOUR PARTNER’S PRESENCE
AFTER SEX: do you remember when you rush to cover up after sex with your
partner? It’s funny how it becomes so easy to remain naked after sex
after dating for a while.
2. YOU RARELY ALTERNATE POSITIONS WHEN MAKING LOVE:
in the beginning
you could alternate between 6-10 positions during sex but these days you
barely go past 3.
3. YOU GO WEEKS WITHOUT SEX: in the beginning, you couldn’t go a day
without sex but these days you could go weeks or even months without
getting down.
4. YOU FART DURING SEX AND YOU DON’T CARE:
you could be kissing your
partner and you just fart; the amazing thing is you don’t even care.
Eeewww.
5. IF YOU ARE NOT INVENTIVE, IT COULD BECOME BORING:
boring, boring
sex. That seems to be what our bedroom whispers silently to us after we
have been in a relationship for a year. Only those that are inventive
overcome this.
6. YOU MAKE FUN ABOUT EACH OTHER’S SEX FLAWS:
after being with your
partner for so long, it becomes so easy to make fun of your partner’s
sex flaws without hurting their feelings. You both laugh at it while you
both talk about it. Coooooool.
7. KISSING YOUR PARTNER BEFORE THEY BRUSH IN THE MORNING BECOMES
NORMAL:
in the beginning, you won’t dare kiss your partner in the
morning when they haven’t brushed. You could just give a quick kiss and
that’s it but no tongues. LOL. Well after being together for a long
time, it no longer becomes gross.
What else did you think missed the list, why don’t you share with us?
